By Serge Kreutz

The sexiest academic subject
You could possibly study
Is the one
That will provide you
With optimal sex

It is not sexology
Too obvious
And not psychology
Or medicine
Not appetizing

Electrical engineering
Or chemistry
Are closer
But still far off

A subject close to the best
But not yet exactly it
Is sinology

Sinology is good
Because very practical
But I know something better still

Go for linguistics
It prepares you
To study different languages
Quickly